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9/1/25: Gooner AI Slop

9/1/25: Gooner AI Slop

Kyle Ford
September 01, 2025

NOTE: Slightly longer issue this week due to (gestures at everything)

Army Parade ‘Disappointed’ Trump, So Navy Will Do One Too

The Navy is reportedly throwing Trump an even bigger military parade this fall, as he wasn’t satisfied by the first one.

nymag.com/intelligencer/article/army-parade-disappointed-trump-so-navy-will-do-one-too.html

The White House Apparently Ordered Federal Workers to Roll Out Grok ‘ASAP’

A partnership between Elon Musk’s xAI and the US government fell apart earlier this summer after Grok praised Hitler. Then the White House apparently got involved, per documents obtained by WIRED.

www.wired.com/story/white-house-elon-musk-xai-grok

FactPost (@factpostnews) on Threads

Trump on changing the name of the Department of Defense to the Department of War: "Defense is too defensive."

www.threads.com/@factpostnews/post/DNyo_wC0rsC?xmt=AQF0euiFrfCzDuS6MjJoULcFWMJU3EAXUSD053JiNSfU7A&slof=1

RFK Jr. Promises to Reveal the 'Cause' of Autism Next Month

Kennedy made the announcement at a cabinet meeting on Tuesday.

gizmodo.com/rfk-jr-promises-to-reveal-the-cause-of-autism-next-month-2000648934

Cracker Barrel scraps new logo after outrage from customers, Trump

President Donald Trump's criticism came a day after Cracker Barrel told customers the company could have better handled its controversial logo rebranding.

www.cnbc.com/2025/08/26/trump-cracker-barrel-rebranding-logo.html

Elon Musk Appears to Be Completely Addicted to Anime Gooner AI Slop

Elon Musk continues to pitch his chatbot Grok with animations of female characters in revealing outfits, and even his fans are getting annoyed.

www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/elon-musk-grok-anime-porn-1235415287

‘I Will Walk Out the Motherf---ing Door’: Vanity Fair Boss Sparks Fury with Melania Trump Cover Idea

Editors at the magazine are fuming at the prospect of the first lady gracing its pages.

www.thedailybeast.com/i-will-walk-out-the-motherf-ing-door-vanity-fair-boss-mark-guiducci-sparks-fury-with-melania-trump-idea

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