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8/24/26: AI George Washington

Kyle Ford
Kyle Ford

Aug 24, 2026

Headquarters (@headquartersnewsroom) on Threads

RFK Jr. is interrupted by his "quack" ring tone while discussing autism conspiracy theories.

Threads

Trump Consults AI George Washington on Ballroom Design

Trump posted photos and video of “George” reviewing the project and thanked the long-deceased Founding Father for his input.

Intelligencer • Margaret Hartmann

The Bulwark (@bulwarkonline) on Threads

Trump: "These young, beautiful girls. These young, beautiful girls. These young, beautiful girls in the White House. You know, they come in. Now, I'm not supposed to say beautiful, but what the hell? These young, these gorgeous, beautiful girls, they want to be safe."

Threads

Pete Hegseth Wants Promotion to President of War

Trips to Iowa and South Carolina are stirring rumors about the Defense secretary bringing his clownish macho act to the 2028 field.

Intelligencer • Ed Kilgore

I Wish I Could Unsee What I Saw at the Trump Admin’s New “Patriotic” Art Exhibit

The overarching impression is of a seasonal HomeGoods display around the Fourth of July.

Slate Magazine • Christina Cauterucci

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