From low attendance to power outages to a janky model of Trump’s arch, D.C. is marking America’s 250th birthday with a parade of humiliations.

“There’s a butter cow.” “It’ll melt by tomorrow.” This is the most unintentionally devastating event review I’ve ever seen. I am deceased. 💀

The shoddily constructed Arc de Trash has new columns and yellow foam dribbling from its seams.

Trump told a crowd Wednesday about having a conversation with the late president.

"He reached down into the pool and violently removed the liner" -- Judge Jeanine's press conference about charges she's bringing against a reflecting pool "vandal" was like a deleted scene from Idiocracy. Just when you think things can't get dumber, they find a way.