Trump Says White House UFC Cage May Stay Up Forever

Calling the UFC arena his Eiffel Tower was clearly a troll. But it wouldn’t be the first online Trump taunt to take physical form.

Intelligencer • Margaret Hartmann

supbixx (@supbixx) on Threads

Everyone listen. His poster has a title. And the title is, “Our Pool is Bigger Than Skyscrapers.” There is nothing I can say about this picture that is funnier than that.

Threads

Donald Trump as James Bond? White House Posts Image of President as Gun-Wielding 007

Trump's White House shared an image of the president meant to look like British super-spy James Bond as casting is underway for the next 007.

Variety • Todd Spangler

Aaron Rupar (@aaron.rupar) on Threads

Trump: "They came in and they said, 'affordability.' They made up the word."

Threads

Trump plan to test AI models has a problem—US security teams were gutted by DOGE

Critics say Trump plan to test AI models is short-sighted, performative.

Ars Technica

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