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6/22/26: Choker From Claire's

Kyle Ford
Kyle Ford

Jun 22, 2026

NOTE: Another slightly longer issue this week (please make it all stop)

Aaron Rupar (@aaron.rupar) on Threads

Trump: "The press conference seems to have gone well. You shot your load, Steve, pretty much, right?"

Threads

Trump’s pitch to voters: “I love the inflation”

Why the president is telling Americans he doesn’t care about the economy.

Vox • Hady Mawajdeh

Hannah Larson (@hannahblarson) on Threads

After saying, “I wanted to give it to myself, but I was informed I couldn't do it," he slaps Major Nicholas Dockery’s back and then proceeds to tie it on like a choker from Claire’s.

Threads

Trump’s Reflecting Pool Makeover Has Become an Algae Abyss

Satellite data shows that the 2,000-foot pool that the president just renovated is having its worst summer for algal blooms in five years.

Intelligencer • Matt Stieb

Grandpa Pudding Brains announces another Treaty of Versailles

Versailles remains a bold venue for anyone announcing a peace deal with reparations.

Boing Boing • Jason Weisberger

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