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6/2/25: Black Eye

Kyle Ford
Kyle Ford

Jun 2, 2025

Elon as a boxer with a black eye

Musk Gives Crazy Explanation for Sporting Black Eye in Oval Office with Trump

The tech billionaire finished his official time heading up DOGE.

www.thedailybeast.com/elon-musk-appears-with-bizarre-black-eye-for-trump-reunion

Trump Struggles to Silence His Ringing iPhone During Press Conference

The president isn't the most tech-savvy fascist around.

gizmodo.com/trump-struggles-to-silence-his-ringing-iphone-during-press-conference-2000606714

Trump Pardoned Tax Cheat After Mother Attended $1 Million Dinner

Paul Walczak’s pardon application cited his mother’s support for the president, including raising millions of dollars and a connection to a plot to publicize a Biden family diary.

www.nytimes.com/2025/05/27/us/politics/trump-pardon-paul-walczak-tax-crimes.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare

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Every Monday afternoon we’ll share five links that spotlight only the dumbest and most “amusing” Trumpworld developments. It's a weekly dose of chaos from the orange himself to help balance out the horrors. Don't forget, he may be a fascist, but he’s also incompetent. It's time to build your church on that rock.


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