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6/2/25: Black Eye

6/2/25: Black Eye

Kyle Ford
June 02, 2025

Musk Gives Crazy Explanation for Sporting Black Eye in Oval Office with Trump

The tech billionaire finished his official time heading up DOGE.

www.thedailybeast.com/elon-musk-appears-with-bizarre-black-eye-for-trump-reunion

Trump Struggles to Silence His Ringing iPhone During Press Conference

The president isn't the most tech-savvy fascist around.

gizmodo.com/trump-struggles-to-silence-his-ringing-iphone-during-press-conference-2000606714

Trump Pardoned Tax Cheat After Mother Attended $1 Million Dinner

Paul Walczak’s pardon application cited his mother’s support for the president, including raising millions of dollars and a connection to a plot to publicize a Biden family diary.

www.nytimes.com/2025/05/27/us/politics/trump-pardon-paul-walczak-tax-crimes.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare

The hell is a “LGBTQ graduate major”?
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack.bsky.social)2025-05-28T01:53:47.398Z

Trump's West Point commencement audience is totally silent as he rants about trophy wives and yachts
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com)2025-05-24T15:06:36.794Z

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