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5/5/25: 'Press Briefing'

5/5/25: 'Press Briefing'

Kyle Ford
May 05, 2025

Elon Wears Two Hats During Trump Meeting in Desperate Bid for Attention

Meanwhile, Trump acknowledged that Christmas this year may not be so merry.

gizmodo.com/elon-wears-two-hats-during-trump-meeting-in-desperate-bid-for-attention-2000596551

RFK Jr. Goes Full Tinfoil, Pledges to Stop Chemtrails in Latest Dr. Phil Interview

The Secretary of Health and Human Services appeared to blame the existence of chemtrails on DARPA, saying he would do everything in his power to stop the emissions.

gizmodo.com/rfk-jr-goes-full-tinfoil-pledges-to-stop-chemtrails-in-latest-dr-phil-interview-2000596357

White House Embarrassingly Holds 'Press Briefing' Full of MAGA Influencers

The Trump administration's slide towards state-sponsored media continues.

gizmodo.com/white-house-embarrassingly-holds-press-briefing-full-of-maga-influencers-2000596111

Trump Says 'Internet People' Are 'Kissing My Ass' in Bizarre School Speech

"Elon is so terrific," the president told graduates at the University of Alabama.

gizmodo.com/trump-says-internet-people-are-kissing-my-ass-in-bizarre-speech-2000597280

RFK Jr on measles: "The MMR vaccine contains a lot of aborted fetus debris."
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com)2025-05-01T01:11:13.134Z

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