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5/4/26: Apache Enthusiasm

Kyle Ford
Kyle Ford

May 4, 2026

Amazon Mulls Apprentice Reboot Absolutely No One Needs

Trump is making money from reruns, Don Jr. doesn’t need a hosting gig, and Amazon has already done plenty of groveling. So who is this for?

Intelligencer • Margaret Hartmann

Heather Ashley (@theheatherashley) on Threads

Trump shook the hands of his own staff…instead of letting Charles do it.

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Hegseth Rewarded Kid Rock’s Apache Enthusiasm With Joyride

What good is a U.S. attack helicopter if it can’t be used to look cool and make liberals cry?

Intelligencer • Chas Danner

Aaron Rupar (@aaron.rupar) on Threads

Trump to NASA Administrator Jared Isaacman: "You heard that question? With those beautiful ears of yours." (Check out how awkward Isaacman looks after Trump says this to him.)

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Aaron Rupar (@aaron.rupar) on Threads

Trump on flying with Dr Oz: "It was the most boring trip I've ever made. He's telling me about Medicare, Medicaid. I said, 'You work out the details.'"

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