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5/25/26: Sexy Captured Alien

Kyle Ford
Kyle Ford

May 25, 2026

Aaron Rupar (@aaron.rupar) on Threads

Holy shit. Get a load of this monologue from Maria Bartiromo. Move over, North Korean state TV.

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Why Did Trump Post a Sexy Captured-Alien Image? 4 Theories.

Is the president trying to tell us aliens are real by posting inscrutable AI-generated memes to Truth Social? The truth is (possibly) in here.

Intelligencer • Margaret Hartmann

Who’s Lining Up for a Cut of Trump’s Big New Slush Fund

One ally of the president is already seeking $2.7 million. There will likely be many more.

Intelligencer • Nia Prater

Customers say Trump Mobile is leaking their personal information

Trump Mobile is leaking customers’ email and home addresses but has not responded to people alerting the company of the data exposure, according to two YouTubers who said they verified that their leaked data is authentic.

TechCrunch • Lorenzo Franceschi-Bicchierai

Aaron Rupar (@aaron.rupar) on Threads

Trump's commencement message to Coast Guard cadets: "I'm gonna be here in '28. Maybe I'll be here in '32 too. I don't know. Maybe I will."

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