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5/11/26: Swimsuit Round

Kyle Ford
Kyle Ford

May 11, 2026

Gold 22-Foot Trump Statue Definitely Isn’t a False Idol

You can tell because Trump’s pastor friend said of the new statue at the Doral golf course, “Let me be clear: This is not a golden calf.”

Intelligencer • Margaret Hartmann

Aaron Rupar (@aaron.rupar) on Threads

Trump to a kid who says he wants to be a weightlifter: "You'll never compete against women in powerlifting. Did you see they had a man powerlifter and he decided to go the opposite direction? Do you think you can take me in a fight?"

Threads

Justice Department legal argument for the White House ballroom reads like a Trump social media post

The Justice Department is pressing for the dismissal of preservationists’ lawsuit over the planned $400 million White House ballroom after the shooting at Saturday’s media gala.

AP News

Bill Heil (@billheil) on Threads

I'm sure the President asked for a swimsuit round

Threads

Kash Patel’s Personalized Bourbon Stash

The FBI director has been leaving an unusual calling card.

The Atlantic • Sarah Fitzpatrick

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