NOTE: The “hits” keep coming, so another slightly longer issue.

AI Jesus Might Be the Thing That Finally Breaks MAGA's Faith

Trump has now deleted the image of himself as Christ but many supporters are unhappy.

Gizmodo • Matt Novak

Rebecca (@rebcam2000) on Threads

1. He doesn't even skim his speeches prior to delivering them. 2. He's never heard the term "corner store" before.

Threads

Trump Claims ‘Everybody Knew’ About Surprise Ballroom Demo

Trump is mad that the National Trust didn’t sue to stop the project until after he bulldozed the East Wing with no warning.

Intelligencer • Margaret Hartmann

Joey (@joeymccusker) on Threads

No, Stephen Miller. Do tell us what you wanted to say after the word “final.”

Threads

The Trump Phone Still Looks Like Total Trash

A fresh new look, minus the fresh part.

Gizmodo • James Pero

The Bulwark (@bulwarkonline) on Threads

Trump: "I met a wonderful woman named Sharon Simmons, a grandmother driving DoorDash to help support her husband's cancer treatments…Sharon delivered McDonalds to the Oval Office. To be honest it was a little tacky."

Threads

Pete Hegseth Adds Press and Pulp Fiction to His Sacrilege

Per Hegseth, the Trump-hating media are like the enemies of Jesus and a fictional murderer’s speeches are sacred prayers.

Intelligencer • Chas Danner

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