NOTE: Once again a little longer than usual. DEEP SIGH.

JD Vance Says UFOs Are Actually Demons

"I think that one of the Devil's great tricks is to convince people he never existed."

gizmodo.com/jd-vance-says-ufos-are-actually-demons-2000739246

Trump’s signature will soon appear on US dollar bills, a first for a sitting president | CNN Politics

US paper currency will soon feature President Donald Trump’s signature going forward, the US Treasury Department announced Thursday, the latest of the president’s efforts to leave his mark across the federal government.

edition.cnn.com/2026/03/26/politics/trump-signature-paper-currency-treasury

gdubs (@parlezdudiable) on Threads

You and your cousin trying to casually join everyone at the Thanksgiving dinner table after getting crossfaded in the garage

www.threads.com/@parlezdudiable/post/DWWoYXKAOf6

US’s new ‘brand ambassador’: A Hooters-loving, ‘Alpha Male’ Trump nominee

Nick Adams, an Australian-American social media influencer, was previously Trump’s pick to be ambassador to Malaysia.

www.politico.com/news/2026/03/24/nick-adams-alpha-male-us-brand-ambassador-00841478

Christopher Fanucci (@christopherfanucci) on Threads

Watching Mike Lindell get served court papers during a live interview is self care

www.threads.com/@christopherfanucci/post/DWYtP_zDfBA

Trump’s Latest White House Horror: A Zombie Columbus Statue

A Baltimore statue torn down in 2020 has been resurrected on the White House grounds.

nymag.com/intelligencer/article/trumps-latest-white-house-horror-a-zombie-columbus-statue.html

Trump: "We have a thing called a war, or as they would rather say, a military operation. It's for legal reasons. Because as a military operation, I don't need any approvals. As a war you're supposed to get approval from Congress. Something like that. So I call it a military operation."

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) 2026-03-27T22:48:36.250Z

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