A large banner of Donald Trump was hung outside of the Justice Department headquarters in Washington, DC, Thursday, emphasizing the White House’s control over the nation’s top law enforcement branch that once pursued criminal prosecutions against the president.

Trump on trip to UN last year: “I had an escalator that stopped. It’s going up — boom. It's lucky my movie star First Lady was in front of me because I put my hand on a certain part of her body and I was able to stop my fall.”

Our health secretary is a jeans guy, and he knows it.

Trump: "I flew to Iraq. I was extremely brave. So brave I wanted to give myself the Congressional Medal of Honor ... someday I'm gonna try. I'll test the law."

Greenwood: This is the God Bless The USA Bible. This is something everybody needs in their home.

Dr. Oz: "Bowel movements are underappreciated. If you look at the exhaust of a car, you can tell if it's working well. Your poop should gently hit the water like Greg Louganis diving in."

Trump: "'President, I'd love to kiss you' -- this is a very powerful man. I don't want to be kissed my that man. But a very powerful, strong man ... he said, 'Sir, I want to kiss you so badly.' And I said, 'No thank you.'"

The president announced that he would begin the process of releasing government files “related to alien and extraterrestrial life.”

Mike Lindell is asked to explain why he has spent over half of the $350,000 in campaign contributions he’s taken in buying copies of his own book. He says he hands them out instead of fliers and “we got them for a good price.”

Trump: "I read the paragraphs. I read very well. Great comprehension. I read everything there was to read and I said, 'We can't lose this case.'"