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12/15/25: Every Cookie

12/15/25: Every Cookie

Kyle Ford
December 15, 2025

NOTE: Slightly longer this week due to… (gestures at the buffet of horrors)

FactPost (@factpostnews) on Threads

Trump: So we're into 6G now. Yeesh. I was a leader on 5G, getting that done. What does that do? Give you a little bit deeper view into somebody's skin? I like the cameras of the old days.

www.threads.com/@factpostnews/post/DSGNnJ0iiCZ

FIFA gives Trump a peace prize in a departure from its traditional focus on sport

FIFA gives its new peace prize to President Donald Trump. It’s an unusual break from tradition for the sport-focused soccer organization, whose president has become a close ally of Trump.

apnews.com/article/trump-world-cup-fifa-peace-prize-e14f95b8adaa197c869cad407b6ef604

MyPillow Guy Turns Minnesota Governor’s Race Into a Circus

Mike Lindell’s candidacy threatens a large GOP field that can’t offend his friend Donald Trump and takes some heat off a scandal-plagued Tim Walz.

nymag.com/intelligencer/article/mypillow-guy-turns-minnesota-governors-race-into-a-circus.html

Pete Hegseth Says the Pentagon's New Chatbot Will Make America 'More Lethal'

The Department of War aims to put Google Gemini 'directly into the hands of every American warrior.'

www.404media.co/pete-hegseth-says-the-pentagons-new-chatbot-will-make-america-more-lethal

Aaron Rupar (@aaron.rupar) on Threads

Trump on Karoline Leavitt: "That beautiful face and those lips that don't stop like a little machine gun"

www.threads.com/@aaron.rupar/post/DSECK38iV3g

Dr. Oz Tells His Federal Employees to Eat Less

“You don’t have to try every cookie on the holiday table,” wrote Mehmet Oz in an email to all Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services staffers.

www.wired.com/story/dr-oz-centers-for-medicare-and-medicaid-services-tells-employees-to-eat-less

Now the Trump Administration Is Coming After Our Fonts

The ultrareadable font Calibri is too weak and woke for Marco Rubio’s serif-supremacist State Department. Times New Roman is apparently now MAGA.

nymag.com/intelligencer/article/marco-rubio-state-department-calibri-times-new-roman-font-order.html

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