11/3/25: As Abe Would Have Wanted

Trump Adds Gold and Marble to Lincoln Bathroom, As Abe Would Have Wanted

Abe actually used an outhouse and was infuriated by decadent White House renovations. But Mary would’ve loved the remodel!

nymag.com/intelligencer/article/trump-lincoln-bathroom.html

Acyn (@acynig) on Threads

Trump: You take a little glass of water and you drop it on magnets. I don't know what's going to happen.

www.threads.com/@acynig/post/DQWGC7uEUna?xmt=AQF0NhSdd8lmw9N1_NHG-wERvQCcjesFprfT-jPi3DlpVGW5BFMHPITUFv6DsrLh2wWgpX6c&slof=1

It Sure Looks Like Kash Patel Used the FBI’s Jet to Go on a Date

A jet took off from Virginia and landed near Patel’s destination right around the time the FBI director was there.

newrepublic.com/post/202430/kash-patel-fbi-private-jet-wrestling-date

Opinion | Trump’s new online prediction market plans to take bets on politics

The president’s media company announced a crypto-backed marketplace where people can bet on political matters he could influence.

www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnbc-opinion/trump-truth-social-online-betting-prediction-market-rcna240908

Where is the Trump phone?

The T1 Phone is still MIA.

www.theverge.com/news/810500/where-is-the-trump-phone

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