1/5/26: Bigger Than I Told You

Kyle Ford
January 05, 2026

Trump Teases White House Ballroom Is ‘Bigger Than I Told You’

The ballroom also features a “drone-free roof,” and we’ll be holding inaugurations in there — or the president might just be spitballing.

nymag.com/intelligencer/article/trump-says-white-house-ballroom-is-bigger-than-i-told-you.html

Big Balls Was Just the Beginning

DOGE dominated the news this year as Elon Musk’s operatives shook up several US government agencies. It’s far from over.

www.wired.com/story/expired-tired-wired-doge

Trump’s Vanity Fleet

The Trump-class ships are about branding, not strategy.

www.theatlantic.com/politics/2025/12/trumps-vanity-fleet/685399

Trump Tells Fans to Donate to Him or Else Dems Will Steal Their Money

Donald Trump sent a crazed donation request email.

newrepublic.com/post/204794/donald-trump-donate-democrats-steal-tariff-money

Arizona lawmaker wants to fund a public health study on ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome’

The bill follows efforts in other states and at the Capitol to turn the phony medical condition legitimate.

www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/arizona-trump-derangement-syndrome-study-b2890265.html

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