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1/19/26: I've Aced Every One

1/19/26: I've Aced Every One

Kyle Ford
January 19, 2026

NOTE: A little longer again this week because (gestures to standard horrors)

Willie C (@itswilliec) on Threads

Aliens, I am BEGGING you to blow up this whole godforsaken rock we’re spinning on.

www.threads.com/@itswilliec/post/DTjfN7LEUlz

White House Calls Trump Flip-Off an ‘Appropriate’ Response

To be fair, Emily Post doesn’t cover what to do when you’re called a “pedophile protector.”

nymag.com/intelligencer/article/white-house-calls-trump-flip-off-an-appropriate-response.html

Sean (@notseanastin) on Threads

Tim Allen every 30 seconds in 1995:

www.threads.com/@notseanastin/post/DTdn0lMkjaV

Trump regrets not seizing voting machines after 2020 election loss

President says he ‘should have’ used national guard to seize machines in support of false claim that election was rigged

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jan/12/trump-voting-machines-election-2020

Trump Forgot All About Those $2,000 Tariff Checks He Promised

He asked “When did I do that?” when asked about his pledge. Then he gave a new estimated check timeline of “sometime” this year.

nymag.com/intelligencer/article/trump-forgot-2k-tariff-checks.html

Aaron Rupar (@aaron.rupar) on Threads

Trump: "So milk could help your cognitive ability. Take a cognitive test? I've taken a lot of them. I've aced every one of them because I drink milk."

www.threads.com/@aaron.rupar/post/DTgR4ESCb8e

Trump Refers to Himself as Venezuela’s ‘Acting President’

Trump shared a fake image of a Wikipedia profile.

time.com/7345445/trump-venezuela-acting-president-wikipedia-truth-social

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